doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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