forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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