i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
