just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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