I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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