God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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