Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize