I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize