You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
they need to just BURY HIM!
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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