I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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