I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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