Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
one might say we're banned from that church
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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