This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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