i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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