That's intense
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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