I think I died a long time ago.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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