So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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