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But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...

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(785): View more from Kansas

First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.

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(305): View more from Florida

he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.

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(850): View more from Florida

I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok

(850): View more from Florida

They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good

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(650): View more from California

Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp

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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.

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(916): View more from California

She's not a foreskin expert like you

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(620): View more from Kansas

Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night

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Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"

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