I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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