I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I cut my penus on the lid.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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