i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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