if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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