we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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