Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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