I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
