how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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