you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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