im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
