I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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