I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
me + whiskey = a bad person
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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