I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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