dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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