was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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