Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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