Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
