Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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