so explain again why im purple
no
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize