Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I will die if light touches me.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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