Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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