guys are only as good as the porn they watch
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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