Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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