do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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