you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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