I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize