Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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