last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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