I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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