Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I think a kid would responsible me up
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
