we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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