is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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