On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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