How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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