No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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