my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
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